Category: Joke Board
A few dumb warnings I've found. be warned, there will be more to come.
1
Unknown Air Conditioner
Caution: Avoid dropping air conditioners out of windows.
2
Unknown Blow Dryer
Warning: Do not use while sleeping.
3
White-Westinghouse 1600 Blow Dryer
Keep away from water
4
Equate Asprin
Warning, Do not take if allergic to Asprin
5
Old Spice Red Zone Deoderant
Use only on underarms.
6
Sheriff's Dept., Warrden County, IN
At entrance to jail a sign reads, "No weapons beyond this point". Message is also written in brail underneath.
7
Various Computers
Keyboard not detected. Press F1 to continue
8
Unknown European Camera
This camera will only work when film is inside.
9
Lucent Technologies Model 6210 Telephone
The following is found on page 4 of the instruction book:
To place or answer a call, lift the handset.
To place a call, dial the desired number.
To end the call, hang up the handset.
Another gem, also on Page 4:
To put a call on Hold: Press "Hold".
10
Hungry Jack Lite Syrup
After a lengthly instruction on how to heat the bottle:
CAUTION: SYRUP BOTTLE MAY BE HOT.
11
Michelina's Yu Sing
CAREFUL, IT'S HOT!
12
Fritos
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
Oh man. That was fucking good. I used to have another such list lying around... I love these.